by Shinintora on Fri Nov 06, 2009 11:06 pm
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...oh come on. NOTHING??? I worked on that little skit!
*Weeps in an emo-corner*
OH, CRUEL WORLD! WHY DOST THOU HATE ME SO???
...well, aside from the horrific personality issues, overly sadistic cruelty, ridiculously strong Aura of Perversion, and the general immaturity that make up the majority of my existence. Apart from all of those, WHYYYYYYY?!?!?!
...
...oh, I get it. The Universe must be jealous of my manliness. It's the only thing that makes sense!
I should hug the universe. Then, there will be no more jealousy, only sweet, sweet loooove!
*Hugs The Universe. Gets stabbed in The Gizzards*
...oww. Dammit, univer- The Universe... you're a bitch, and so's your sister, Life!
At least she likes me, though. No gizzard-stabbing from Life... oh, she's here? Shit.
Uh, Life, you're the good kind of bitch, and you're very prett- NOT THE FACE!!!